Stella McCartney On Heather Mills: "I'll Kill The B****"...

The Independent   |  Anthony Barnes   |  Posted October 28, 2006 08:42 PM

http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/this_britain/article1938376.ece


IF STELLA WERE TO REWRITE 'YESTERDAY'... 

Sung to the tune of 'Yesterday
(Lennon/McCartney) 

Kill the bitch 
That's what I'll do to this gold-digging witch 
I'm so upset she makes my sphincter twitch 
Oh I just want to kill the bitch 

Nowadays 
My dad's drinking his old age away 
And he's smoking seven packs a day 
He's even talked of turning gay 

Why he had to walk 
Down the aisle 
He wouldn't say 
He said she was smart 
Now we know she's just a tart 

Kill the bitch 
Oh I have that trigger-finger itch 
To bust a cap on that one-legged witch 
Would be such a delicious switch 

Why he had to walk 
Down the aisle 
He wouldn't say 
He said she was smart 
Now we know she's just a tart 

Kill the bitch 
Oh I have that trigger-finger itch 
To bust a cap on that one-legged witch 
Would be such a delicious switch




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